Doom II strategy guide

Some time ago, I was in Atlantic City and took refuge from some violent rain in a 99 cents store. Among the shelves of generic toothpaste and likely expired food was a stack of 100+ strategy guides for Doom II. It’s easily one of the most poorly written strategy guides I’ve seen, but for a buck, it’s no loss. Random relevant/irrelevant quotes from the book:

Doom 2 strategy guideThe Marine Corps believe that your personal hygiene and overall health is critical to battlefield performance.

Be there … aloha.

For enhanced speed and better play value overall, a 486 or Pentium system with at least 8 megabytes of RAM is recommended.

Can I get an UUURAH, Drill Sergeant?
Uurah, Drill Sergeant.

Turn back toward the room with the toxic waste.

Next you will see four more Nazis coming out of the hallway to the south.

John Romero: You are not going to believe Quake. Quake is going to be an industry when it comes out.
Ed Dille: [Grunt of disbelief.]

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